unsuccessfulmetalbenders: we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

gramelia: Wow I’m so bored while my cupcakes harden u can harden my cupcakes anyday

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

why do i even have a tumblr,.
time-and—space: tyleroakley: Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen. Marlo Meekins made that happen. She IS AMAZING!

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks